tasers

Age/Gender: 16, Male
Location: New York
Job: Bird

You can't learn from a mistake you've never made.

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My Madness Day Animation!

Posted by tasers Sep. 22, 2009 @ 3:52 PM EDT

Nope I don't have one. I made NOTHING.

Check out 'Dad II Episode 3' by ACE Corn though it's pretty rad.

http://www.newgrounds.com/portal/view/
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edit 11-7:
look guys i suck

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Updated: 11/07/09 11:51 PM 8 comments | Log in to comment! | Share this!

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link
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http://tasers.newgrounds.com/audio/

yes its mine this time can't you tell

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Updated: 08/18/09 3:22 PM 8 comments | Log in to comment! | Share this!

http://www.newgrounds.com/audio/listen /256548

I made this song a very long time ago. I just realized I could tell you guys about it so I dug it up. Check it out yo! It's just as repetitive as all my other original stuff. You'll love it!

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Updated: 08/10/09 1:38 AM 7 comments | Log in to comment! | Share this!
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Everyone's a lesbian in heaven

Posted by tasers Jun. 30, 2009 @ 12:37 PM EDT

ATTN: I'm doing nothing all day. There will be nothing done ever by me. I might pop a few arts into the new art portal but they will suck and be lame.

ATTN: Alright so I don't have to answer another PM about it, YES YOU CAN USE DAD/ENLIGHTENMENT SONG IN YOUR TRIBUTE. It would be really cool if you 1. credited me and krinkels, and 2. popped me a link to your tribute when its done.

p.s here's an Oddish I drew, I spacked it to the art portal but i guess you need 4 things to be seen so

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Updated: 07/06/09 10:49 AM 20 comments | Log in to comment! | Share this!
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the only thing you people care about

Posted by tasers Mar. 16, 2009 @ 10:53 PM EDT

mc9 sprites

http://files.filefront.com/MadnessComb at9fla/;13479664;/fileinfo.html
or
http://www.savefile.com/files/2044009

all credit to COMBAT or MEDI-KITTEN or MATT, not me

oh guys btw I can't do ANYTHING to make these better, my normal computer died and I have to use a shitty laptop that can't run flash.

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Updated: 04/02/09 10:30 PM 32 comments | Log in to comment! | Share this!
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Abandonment

Posted by tasers Mar. 12, 2009 @ 5:59 PM EDT

Copied straight from my thread on mc.net, some old things that I didn't show a lot of people and will never finish

Say what you want about them but just know that if you hate them, that sucks because I lost the only computer that can run flash so nothing I can do

Sagtime:
http://spamtheweb.com/ul/upload/080309 /62237_Sagtime.php
A prequel to the Ragtime toon, basically it would be that the guy from the first MC wasn't actually Hank, but he was actually the Top Hat Guy. Hank would be seen with the sheriff tracker, leaving a weapon store. The guy that's the Top Hat Guy in this intro thing would've been mugged and then I forgot what I had planned, but basically THGs boombox gets stolen and they up and go get it. Horrible idea, stopped once I realized a) it was horrible, and b) I can't animate a guy jumping over a counter and hitting another guy with a boombox and make it look right

Dad 22 (Jolly Dadness, etc)
http://spamtheweb.com/ul/upload/080309 /62194_Blistering_Heat.php
After a first attempted thing that failed after I found out I can't draw planes, I tried this. Jolly Dad revives space whale with Moms semen and they up and go kill Big Dad in his giant tower. I was going to get rid of that last line that JD says. This was my attempt at 'good' animation. Ha. Haha. HAHAHAH. Horrible idea, stopped once I realized a) it was horrible, and b) I can't animate a guy headbutting another guy and make it look right

tl;dr when tazers trys to make good animations he gives up at the first sign of effort

oh i've been playing a lot of I Wanna Be The Guy, here is a cool fanpic that I take no credit for

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Updated: 03/12/09 6:04 PM 6 comments | Log in to comment! | Share this!
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And the winner is....

Posted by tasers Nov. 23, 2008 @ 10:37 AM EST

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Wicked Child! The best goddamned song in the NES Castlevania. Isn't it great?

Updated: 11/23/08 10:38 AM 19 comments | Log in to comment! | Share this!
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Hey everyone

Posted by tasers Oct. 5, 2008 @ 10:44 AM EDT

I took my pet to the store and she said "rabahdeerahbadedabadie"

Time to go to school

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Updated: 10/06/08 4:31 PM 27 comments | Log in to comment! | Share this!
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Fuckit

Posted by tasers Sep. 16, 2008 @ 8:13 PM EDT

Fuck it, I'm bored unmotivated educated and otherwise not inclined to do that last Dad thing.

Krinkels, you're great and everything but go sleep in a beach. I already pulled 2 'last episodes' for you, and another 'last episode' that I don't particularly want to do will end up being shitastic anyway.
Hell, the Portal one was pretty contrived. Or whatever word I'm trying to say.

Fans, sorry <:3

Oh and a plot synopsis of what I had so far:
Dad gets hit by a truck.

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Updated: 09/16/08 8:17 PM 33 comments | Log in to comment! | Share this!
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Alright I'm bored

Posted by tasers Aug. 30, 2008 @ 12:30 PM EDT

9.15.08 "Temporary" looks like a long time. A long time. Feel free to yell at me now.

9.11.08: That's it thats quite enough. Dad is in a temporary state of not being worked on, and I have no idea when I'll have time to do it. Please enjoy not being able to comment, just because I'm a dick like that.

Original Message: 33 comments is plenty thanks new thing, new leak

School for me starts in a few days, so this already slow movie making will get even slower. Getting this out on Madness Day seems more and more impossible.

In todays thread, a normal madness guy.
...

Wait what? What kind of generic crap is this I thought you were doing Dad not another goddamn Madness tribute like all the rest what the-

With a bit of luck, his life was ruined forever. Always thinking that just behind some narrow door in all of his favorite bars, men in red woolen shirts are getting incredible kicks from things he'll never know.

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Updated: 09/14/08 11:29 PM 40 comments | Log in to comment! | Share this!
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